Pijohos: but yeah that is a great idea thanks
Pijohos: basically his wife isnt super hot
Pijohos: his job is shitty
Pijohos: he has the same best friend who didnt change
Pijohos: and is vince vaughan
Pijohos: and was same pre-post coma

Steven Cloud: then he spends considerable effort to get back into the coma and when he does it's not the great life he had before. it's worse than the one he woke up to

Pijohos: yeah!
Pijohos: or he is always trying but that is scienfitically not how shit works, but is funny nonetheless and he begins to appreciate it
Pijohos: and maybe while he's trying to smash hishead into a wall his son that he didnt even know and is kind of grubby with big ass glasses but is super cute too is watching him intently the entire time and has an ice cream cone

Steven Cloud: the, after failing to induce a coma his son gently rests the cold ice-cream cone on his dad's aching head. (tear-jerker moment)
Steven Cloud: he then realizes what he has now is more important and real. he's a changed man.

Pijohos: and also it's the kid from Jerry McGuire

Steven Cloud: right!
Steven Cloud: then V.V. busts in and kicks him in the head.

Pijohos: or he's carrying skis

Steven Cloud: haha
Steven Cloud: totally
Steven Cloud: in complete ski suit (the olympic kind, latex style)
Steven Cloud: maybe it's called "Knock'd Up!" b/c the kid plays a big role

Pijohos: that is actually an entirely valid movie concept

Pijohos: According to the Guinness Book of Records, the longest period of time spent in a coma was by Elaine Esposito. She never woke up after being anaesthetized for an appendectomy on August 6, 1941, when aged 6. She died aged 43 years 357 days, having been in a coma for 37 years 111 days.
Pijohos: that might be the Shittiest LIFE EVER

Steven Cloud: god! imagine waking up in a old body.

Pijohos: she didnt even get to do that
Pijohos: but yeah

Steven Cloud: hey, at least she wasn't starving AND dying of aids.

Pijohos: that would be GAY
Pijohos: Jack's Coma
Pijohos: hmm...i cant come up with a title

Steven Cloud: Jack's Coma. God.

Pijohos: yeah that was totally a mistake
Pijohos: my bad
Pijohos: what about Tilt
Pijohos: like a pinball!

Steven Cloud: "Dream Life"
Steven Cloud: Hard Knock Life
Steven Cloud: Terry Schiavo's Excellent Adventure
Steven Cloud: HA!!
Steven Cloud: i win!

Pijohos: hey
Pijohos: Coma Cabana
Pijohos: FUCK YOU THEN

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