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malicious fetus: hey is foie gras good?

Steven Cloud: i had it once. it's too rich for my taste
Steven Cloud: and it's just awful when you think about it

malicious fetus: banned in chicago

Steven Cloud: my dream is to one day be banned in chicago.

malicious fetus: i think that can be arranged...
malicious fetus: (read with sinister look and voice, natch)

Steven Cloud: oh, cool. in that case can you help arrange how i die? i have a specific request

malicious fetus: what's that?

Steven Cloud: i want to be executed for treason.